8 Important Tips to Help You Waste Time in Meetings

Since most of us need time to waste, I thought it3. Never, never, never have an agenda. Agendas
would be beneficial to provide eight tips you must,create structure that can stifle tangents.
must, must incorporate into your meetings. They are4. Leaders should do most if not all of the talking.
legend in most meetings and will help you waste asSince the leader knows best, it makes the most
much time as possible, I guarantee it!sense that he or she talk the most.
1. Invite everyone. We all need to time to waste, and5. Only those with "good" ideas should provide them.
you would not want to hurt anyone's feelings by notAnybody who submits a "stupid" idea should be
including them. However, be careful about invitinglaughed at, mocked and generally spit upon.
people who might try to accomplish something during6. Give people freedom to "multitask" during
the meeting. On the other hand, make sure youmeetings. Let everyone know at the start of the
invite people who tell good jokes, like to goof aroundmeeting that if they need to do other things such as
and are generally entertaining.texting, reading email or answering calls to go right
2. Do not start the meeting until everyone hasahead. It will make the meeting all the more
arrived. Starting a meeting on time would be rude toproductive for everyone.
those who are late. Plus starting a meeting late helps7. Never make assignments. Assignments mean work
everyone feel more comfortable about being latewill need to be done.
next time, which almost assures you will start the8. Never end a meeting on time. Doing so means you
meeting late every time.did not apply items one through seven above!