| If you're familiar with the world famous Troma | | | | villains who are as compelling as the heroes |
| Studios then you might be aware of their Toxic | | | | themselves. Toxic Crusaders didn't skimp when it |
| Avenger series of B movies that arrived in the middle | | | | came to bad guys. Few returned for more than a |
| of the 1980's. Like Troma's other notable films such | | | | single episode, but some of those were: Czar Zosta |
| as Class of Nuke 'Em High and Chopper Chicks in | | | | and Doctor Killemoff, two cockroach beings with four |
| Zombietown, the Toxic Avenger series offered up | | | | arms from a planet called Smogula; Bonehead, a |
| lots of gore, racy scenes and crude humor. You | | | | street punk who bullied Melvin Junko, the man who |
| might be wondering how in the world this could be | | | | would go on to become Toxie; and Mayor Grody, |
| developed into a children's cartoon series and rightly | | | | the corrupt leader of Toxie's hometown of |
| so! | | | | Tromaville. Of course, like other cartoons of the era |
| In 1991, kids cartoon shows began to shift and new | | | | the series had its own disposable goons, the |
| ideas bubbled up to the surface of the entertainment | | | | Radiation Rangers who came in droves and nearly |
| world. Shows like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and | | | | never hit their intended target. |
| Captain Planet brought a new message to | | | | As rich of a series as any on TV at that time, Toxic |
| youngsters: the importance of protecting our | | | | Crusaders proved to be fertile grounds for |
| environment. With a bit of tweaking, Troma got their | | | | merchandising. In most cases, the same companies |
| infamous anti-industrial hero shaped into Toxie, a | | | | who held the rights to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles |
| hideously mutated but lovable character who served | | | | merchandise also held it for Toxic Crusaders. As a |
| as the star of Toxic Crusaders. | | | | result, we saw an eight issue comic book from |
| Of course, competing with Teenage Mutant Ninja | | | | Marvel, trading cards from Topps, a card game, |
| Turtles proved to be nearly impossible and after a | | | | board game, Halloween costumes, Colorforms and of |
| five run trial, FOX decided not to run the full series | | | | course, video games for the original Nintendo |
| even though thirteen 30 minute episodes had already | | | | Entertainment System, Sega Genesis and the |
| been created. Despite this rather gargantuan setback, | | | | Gameboy. Playmates even offered a line of action |
| the creepily cute Toxie made a valiant stand in | | | | figures boasting "radical" designs in bright neon colors |
| stores everywhere in the form of toys, collectible | | | | on characters that retained the creepy charm of the |
| cards and a mountain of other merchandise that | | | | cartoon show. These figures often came with glow in |
| cartoon characters often seem to get. | | | | the dark accessories and you could even get |
| Toxie didn't go up against evil polluters on his own, | | | | canisters of "Toxie's Toxic Waste", a goopy |
| though. At his side were a cast of imaginative | | | | substance suspiciously similar to the Turtle's |
| weirdos such as: Yvonne, Toxie's nearsighted blonde | | | | "Retromutagen Ooze." |
| girlfriend; Blobbie, a furry pink pet; Mop, Toxie's | | | | Even these days, Toxic Crusaders still captivate fans |
| independently thinking instument of cleaning; | | | | and in April of 2008, Troma released a DVD of all 13 |
| Junkyard, a human-dog hybrid of a hobo who hid | | | | episodes so if you missed the show yourself there's |
| from lightning in a dog kennel only to be merged with | | | | still a chance to check it out! |
| the dog once lightning struck; Major Disaster, a soldier | | | | I hope you've enjoyed this trip back to the 90's and |
| who fell into a radioactive swamp where he gained | | | | that you learned a little bit about a great cartoon |
| the ability to control plants; and NoZone, a pilot who | | | | show that tried hard to bring kids a good message |
| flew through a hole in the ozone layer to crash into a | | | | packed with crazy fun. Though Toxic Crusaders may |
| silo of nuclear peppers that gave him a legendary | | | | not have toppled the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle |
| sneeze! | | | | empire, they certainly offered a unique take on |
| Of course, no kids show could be complete without | | | | "environmentally conscious" kids' cartoons. |