Two Crazy White Chicks on a Pile of Trash!

Imagine the picturesque Bimini Islands. Located justI could spend a great deal of time describing the
forty two miles east of Miami on the Florida coast, itbeauty of North and South Bimini. They are truly little
is the closest of the Bahamian Islands to the Unitedgems and then, on the flip side of the coin, the
States and just a twenty minute hop by air or aextreme garbage and trash that has been left to pile
couple of hours by boat. Bimini is so close to usup on the side of the roads and along some of the
geographically, but yet so very far away in terms ofharbor ways is not only an eyesore, but a health
waste management regulations compared to thehazard.
United States.Well, you can just imagine Pat and me scaling this
I recently visited the island paradise of Bimini. Excitedmountain of garbage and shells to find the perfect
by everything, from the warm crystal clear water totreasures to bring back home and share with our
the white sugar sand beaches, the Bahamas has sofriends. At one point, one of the locals wandered
much to offer, not only to the tourist industry, butover and asked us what "two crazy white chicks
to the world in general as a pristine fishing ground.were doing on that pile of trash". We tried to explain,
Ernest Hemingway spent years fishing and writing inbut I do not think he really understood. In fact, he
Bimini and, until a recent fire destroyed it, there wassaid that when he got back from whatever
a museum dedicated to the famous author called theimportant business he had scheduled, if we still
Compleat Angler.needed shells, he would help us out for a small fee! I
I wanted to bring some conch shells to friends backmean, you have to love that entrepreneurial attitude!
home. You know the ones, they are about ten toHe left us with the warning to be careful, that you
twelve inches long, have the large fluted lip and thecould get diseases from playing in the garbage like
opening is usually a glossy pink color. The kind of shellthat. Well, I guess so!
you see natives blowing into. All very seaside chic!After that, I checked out the waste management
My friend Pat and I went looking for conch shells. Wesituation in Bimini. There is a landfill on South Bimini
had been told that there were mountains of thethat gets burned every now and then, but for the
shells outside some of the restaurants that serve themost part, the carcasses of dead cars and trucks
delightful conch meat. The locals gather the live conchjust rust away, the used oil and batteries get toted
and bring them back to sell. They are then cleanedback to Florida occasionally and the rest of the
and the shells are tossed right where they cleanwaste just hangs out and gets picked over by the
them. In other words, right between the restaurantbirds and other animals. This is not a very healthy
and the water we found enormous piles of shells. Insituation for people or our environment.
addition, other restaurant trash has collected there. IWhat is the answer to save their fragile island
do not know if the refuse has just floated up fromenvironment? Perhaps these islands ought to consider
the sea or it is just easier to toss the garbage outa high heat thermal process to take care of their
the window. YIKES!waste management needs.